The Sovereign Territory of Wee Ball Island

The Sovereign Territory of Wee Ball Island


Wee Ball is a barren, inhospitable, cliff-bound island that is mostly ignored, despite its strategic location. Patchy the Pirate stole tempest technology and then used that to steal all kinds of S.H.I.T. Stealth, targeting systems, quantum comms, rail gun tech, etc., to build the world's first long-range, stealth, hyper-ballistic chicken cannon.

The Royal Canadian Airfarce has so far declined comment but even very limited, scaled-down target practice, has vets coming "unglued". Some have even "shat their pants".

Of course, this unbelievably advanced, remote-controlled chicken cannon has made for some "nervous nellies" in the hen house. Relax, no worries as Crocodile Dundee would say, we are just going to lob a few rounds at some assholes and then go "walk-about".

As it turns out, Epstein Island has been chosen for target practice. When the sights are "fine-tuned", Deer Island will be like a "deer in the headlights". But these are just a prelude to the main event.

Kirkaguard is up to something, but what is it? 'Round these parts, it is known as the "Secret of Bottle Cove". Only a few understand the unfolding drama, and they dare not speak of it.

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A deal was recently struck, something new under the sun, to fully understand you must first come to terms with three things:

Balance Ball.jpg 1) The Frenchman now owns all the water, in every ocean, in every lake, in every toilet, in every sink. If it goes down it is his, as far down as Davy Jone's locker, where the Flying Dutchman is the only ferryman.

More importantly, he owns everything below the toilet seat. The Tick's "dangling unmentionables", the bullshit, the chickenshit, the "holy craps", and what goes down the sink too. There isn't enough water to wash down all the goddamned Blood, Sweat, and Tears .

2) Like it or not, the Highlander now owns the high ground anywhere he plants his shithouse. He only cares about one thing, elevation. S.H.I.T.
flows downhill, always did, always will.

They have a deal, what goes up belongs to the Highlander, and "there can only be one". If you wish to take the title away, be my guest. I would recommend staying at the bottom of the hill and watching a few heads roll down before you "sally forth", but what the fuck do I know, right?

3) At this point, everything else is just a "Game of Thrones", a "shell game", where the throne of a country is like a toilet seat passed around by the people with power.

It is fitting that the new French guillotine is the throne each man sits upon. The French make their toilet seats round so the English can't accidentally drown themselves. If above, the Highlander owns it. If below, the Frenchman owns it, S.H.I.T. and all. That's their deal.

The Vatican has been manipulating governments for centuries but " payback's a bitch ".

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White Rabbit

Can you see the LIGHT

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04 Jul 2022 05:41:06AM @whiterabbit:

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04 Jul 2022 05:36:02AM @whiterabbit:

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03 Jul 2022 03:12:44AM @whiterabbit:

The cabin boy the cabin boy

the dirty little nipper

& Mr. Crabs


You have the bridge number 1