The British are a silly lot, their fleeting illusion of empire was but a pipe dream to those who have contemplated the nature of reality since time immemorable.

High upon a hill, Raji sits like a guru, his followers in shops all across the former British colonies of Africa. In Kampala there is even one who knows "de wey" to the Pink Bunnies training center .

If you ask him nicely, Raji might even tell you how to find him. No matter which way you face his directions are always the same... Excuse me please, it is right away straight, then left, right?