Francois

Francois is actually Jacques but we call him Francois because it drives him crazy. He reminds us of the office aid of Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the old Pink Panther movies. We also keep telling him he's going to get shot in the eye someday like Frank in  Donnie Darko .

We like winding him up because of all the colorful French swear words that come out of him - lol.


Jacques is relatively new to the organization. He was brought in with the sole purpose of thwarting Pepe's Merovingian . Jacques has got French mojo, so he is the counterbalance. I know, it's a complicated world, right?