I read the art of the deal. I trade sacks full of soccer balls for dog treats.

That's why I can still sing with a deep voice when I get drunked up and play bullshit and gunsmoke songs. Who makes them, where, what are they made of, every little detail, the freakin' rabbits are obsessed with soccer balls.

The Marine Rabbit is full of SAS, and he wants my ball sack. I'd rather give him a sack full of soccer balls than the one God gave me.

I mean, who wants their tombstone to read " he was a life support system for a wizard pouch, now he's just a pouch ".

I like fishing for sea bass with Quick Draw McGraw . He trades for dog treats too, so he can hunt bad dogs that work for the bears. Won't give me any unless I do lawman work for him.

I guess that's why he's the BOSS and I'm just his bitch ass deputy. Still, if someone shoots the Sheriff, they damn well better shoot the deputy too .

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