Profiles
LittleBunnyFooFoo

LittleBunnyFooFoo

A pink bunny in training.  Since I'm small, I like to follow the rabbit hole as deep as it goes.  Rather than being overwhelmed, discouraged, or disgusted by what I find, I am humbled and thankful that I am considered worthy to be a steward of truth.  As knowledge increases, the spiritual battle becomes clearer and clearer.  Life comes down to a handful of a few key decisions; day by day we must strive to be ready for the next one.  I pray I will honor my Father and point others to him.  I'll...
The Black Panther

The Black Panther

King and leader of "da braddas". Gatekeeper of the PINK BUNNIES. You must get past him to get access to our important files. Only a Ugandan Knuckles champion even has a chance for access.
Panther's Claw

Panther's Claw

The Panther's Claw acts as a liaison officer between the Black Watch and the Black Panther. He is perfectly positioned as a facilitator, allowing gatekeeping to be both effective and efficient. Two keys are required, one from The Samurai and one from The Kenya Kid. Both keys must be turned simultaneously. Daft Bastard, de facto leader of the Blackwatch, will then create a window of time where forward movement is possible. For a visual representation, here is a simplified logic chart. The...
The Kenya Kid

The Kenya Kid

When the key master in Japan judges someone worthy of access, they still need the second key held in Kenya before meeting the gatekeeper in Uganda. Like Daft Bastard says, "ya canna find yer head wid boat hands, now Kenya".The Kenya Kid (aka Sleezter) likes to fancy himself a real biker like Rey Perez but he is just a kid with a rinky-dink little Boda Boda bike. Don't sell him short though, he and "da braddas" will get data sticks and keys anywhere you want.They will also make sure you will...
The Spaniard

The Spaniard

The Spaniard brings Spanish steel to the table, lots of it. He and the Samurai work for the KBUNN section where they play rough. Spanish Steel or Samurai Sword is a choice you don't want to make. It's like getting caught between a rock and a hard place.
Daft Bastard

Daft Bastard

Fat Bastard's miscreant cousin. A rogue malcontent from the Black Watch. Calls the timing of all operations. Stop, go, fast, slow, timing is everything.He coordinates African ops with the Panther's Claw.
The Samurai

The Samurai

He brings the sword of the Samurai to the table, along with the self-sacrificing spirit of the moon rabbit. A tale for children some say, yet it is his code.If you do not have that same spirit he will know. Do not try to bluff him, he is the key master for a reason. He can spot a phony a mile away and no one can take a key from him by force.If he gives you a key your journey has only just begun. You must now take a ride on a Border Border bike in Kenya. Don't think you have it made yet...
Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter

The Hatter is like a ghost in the machine. He is an elite cyber specialist. We have plenty of world-class pros on our team but no one really understands how the hatter does what he does.Personally, I think he has some kind of supernatural power from God. What unbelievers would call magic. There are no rational explanations I am aware of, so you tell me.The Mad Hatter is the head of the PIN section. Do not sip his tea unless you are prepared for life-altering things to be revealed.
Francois

Francois

Francois is actually Jacques but we call him Francois because it drives him crazy. He reminds us of the office aid of Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the old Pink Panther movies. We also keep telling him he's going to get shot in the eye someday like Frank in Donnie Darko.We like winding him up because of all the colorful French swear words that come out of him - lol.Jacques is relatively new to the organization. He was brought in with the sole purpose of thwarting Pepe's Merovingian. Jacques has...
Blade Runner

Blade Runner

A pro with a very specific skill set. He turned into a mutinous maggot and began leading a revolt of sorts against the overlords but that was a long time ago.He and his kind know exactly how to handle pros still loyal to the elites since they share the same experience and training. Turn or burn like the Bikers say, everybody has decisions to make. He is part of Thumper's freak show. Counterintelligence is not all fun and games.
Thumper

Thumper

Active military, counterintelligence expert, loves shrooms. Head of the IES section. Under certain conditions he may trade shrooms for bear skins or snake heads. However, never try to steal his shrooms, that's how Patchy got his hook.
Frankenbunny

Frankenbunny

Active military, loves black ops, hates pedos, 'nuff said. Head of the KBUNN section. If you are given the choice between dealing with him or the White Rabbit, pick the White Rabbit. Frankenbunny is the "bad cop" and notoriously foul-tempered.If you saw his wife you wouldn't wonder why, no wonder his ankle biters look like little monsters. To think that Kraken actually knows where he sleeps, too scary for me.
Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate

Retired Navy, had top secret clearance. Awesome at patching codes and likes to steal the adversaries weapons to use against them. In fact, he will even steal from his mates, that's how he got the hook. Swears like a sailor, especially when he drinks, hence the nickname "Patchy the Pirate". Don't ask him about the leg.
Pepe Il Bandito

Pepe Il Bandito

A dirty rotten backstabbing bastard and proud of it. Lies, cheats, steals, and pimps (even his sister Shiela). Perhaps the best poker player on the planet and proud of that too. He is good for just two things, calling opposites day and winning poker games. As long as there is a high stakes poker game to be played and a bottle of Tequila around, you will find him at the table. Beware his Merovingian, he took the pirate's leg last time just for badness. Now Patchy is pissed and patching the...
White Rabbit

White Rabbit

It is in the spirit of the moon rabbit of Eastern lore that the White Rabbit functions as messenger and guide. As the public face of the PINK BUNNIES, he is exposed and therefore kept in the dark on operational details in case of capture or compromise. He has some triggers and dominoes set-up around him, so the best way to proceed is just to have a friendly chat.The reason you should listen to him is he is the "good cop" trying to lead you to the best outcome in the most pleasant way...
 
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