Profiles
Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter

The Hatter is like a ghost in the machine. He is an elite cyber specialist. We have plenty of world-class pros on our team but no one really understands how the hatter does what he does.Personally, I think he has some kind of supernatural power from God. What unbelievers would call magic. There are no rational explanations I am aware of, so you tell me.The Mad Hatter is the head of the PIN section. Do not sip his tea unless you are prepared for life-altering things to be revealed.
Francois

Francois

Francois is actually Jacques but we call him Francois because it drives him crazy. He reminds us of the office aid of Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the old Pink Panther movies. We also keep telling him he's going to get shot in the eye someday like Frank in Donnie Darko.We like winding him up because of all the colorful French swear words that come out of him - lol.Jacques is relatively new to the organization. He was brought in with the sole purpose of thwarting Pepe's Merovingian. Jacques has...
Blade Runner

Blade Runner

A pro with a very specific skill set. He turned into a mutinous maggot and began leading a revolt of sorts against the overlords but that was a long time ago.He and his kind know exactly how to handle pros still loyal to the elites since they share the same experience and training. Turn or burn like the Bikers say, everybody has decisions to make. He is part of Thumper's freak show. Counterintelligence is not all fun and games.
Thumper

Thumper

Active military, counterintelligence expert, loves shrooms. Head of the IES section. Under certain conditions he may trade shrooms for bear skins or snake heads. However, never try to steal his shrooms, that's how Patchy got his hook.
Frankenbunny

Frankenbunny

Active military, loves black ops, hates pedos, 'nuff said. Head of the KBUNN section. If you are given the choice between dealing with him or the White Rabbit, pick the White Rabbit. Frankenbunny is the "bad cop" and notoriously foul-tempered.If you saw his wife you wouldn't wonder why, no wonder his ankle biters look like little monsters. To think that Kraken actually knows where he sleeps, too scary for me.
Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate

Retired Navy, had top secret clearance. Awesome at patching codes and likes to steal the adversaries weapons to use against them. In fact, he will even steal from his mates, that's how he got the hook. Swears like a sailor, especially when he drinks, hence the nickname "Patchy the Pirate". Don't ask him about the leg.
Pepe Il Bandito

Pepe Il Bandito

A dirty rotten backstabbing bastard and proud of it. Lies, cheats, steals, and pimps (even his sister Shiela). Perhaps the best poker player on the planet and proud of that too. He is good for just two things, calling opposites day and winning poker games. As long as there is a high stakes poker game to be played and a bottle of Tequila around, you will find him at the table. Beware his Merovingian, he took the pirate's leg last time just for badness. Now Patchy is pissed and patching the...
White Rabbit

White Rabbit

It is in the spirit of the moon rabbit of Eastern lore that the White Rabbit functions as messenger and guide. As the public face of the PINK BUNNIES, he is exposed and therefore kept in the dark on operational details in case of capture or compromise. He has some triggers and dominoes set-up around him, so the best way to proceed is just to have a friendly chat.The reason you should listen to him is he is the "good cop" trying to lead you to the best outcome in the most pleasant way...
 
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